Spider-Man 3 (2007) - Movie Review

Spider-Man 3 - Come for Spider-Man, Stay for the Memes

Rating - 6/10

“Now dig on this.”

    Spider-Man 3 is the kind of movie that tries to do too much all at once and ends up tripping over itself. It wants to deliver the same emotional punch as the first two Raimi films while also cramming in more villains, more side plots, and more spectacle. The result is a film that is entertaining in parts but bloated overall.

    The biggest issue is the overload of characters and storylines. Sandman has an emotional arc that could have worked on its own, but it gets lost in the shuffle. Harry Osborn’s return as the new Goblin has some good beats, but his story feels rushed. And then there is Venom, one of Spider-Man’s most iconic villains, who ends up feeling underdeveloped and unsatisfying. None of the antagonists are bad exactly, but when they are all mashed together they start to cancel each other out.

    Then there is emo Peter Parker, also known as Bully McGuire, which has become a meme for a reason. The scenes of him strutting down the street and awkwardly dancing are unintentionally hilarious, but they also highlight how tonally uneven the movie can be. It is hard to take Peter’s darker side seriously when it plays out more like parody than tragedy.

    Still, there are glimpses of what made the first two films so special. Some of the action sequences are solid, and Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst, and James Franco still bring a lot to their roles. There is heart buried under the chaos, even if you have to dig for it.

    Spider-Man 3 is not a disaster, but it is a disappointing end to Raimi’s trilogy. Instead of focusing on one or two strong storylines, it tries to cover everything, and in doing so, spreads itself too thin.

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