Eternals (2021) - Movie Review

Eternals - An Epic Bore from Marvel

Rating - 5/10

“When you love something, you protect it.”


    Eternals had all the potential to be one of Marvel’s most unique and daring films. On paper, it sounded great — a sweeping story about immortal beings who have shaped humanity since the beginning of time, paired with a talented director and a stacked cast. At times, you can see the movie trying to reach those heights. The special effects are strong, the visuals are often stunning, and there are moments where it really does feel grand and epic in scale. It feels different than most MCU entries, like it is aiming for something deeper.

    But ambition only gets you so far. The movie is juggling too many characters, too much lore, and too many storylines, and in the end, it does not quite balance any of them well enough. Some characters shine, but others barely leave an impression, and for a movie with such a long runtime, that feels like a missed opportunity. The pacing is rough, and at over two and a half hours, it feels even longer than it is.

    Bill Skarsgård’s villain is also incredibly forgettable, which does not help. For a film that was supposed to introduce new heroes and conflicts, the central antagonist just does not land at all. Instead of being a real threat, he comes across as generic and wasted, especially considering Skarsgård’s talent.

    There are pieces of a good movie here, and a few individual performances stand out, but overall Eternals ends up as one of Marvel’s weaker efforts. It has ambition and a sense of scale that deserves credit, but it cannot escape its own bloat, uneven writing, and lack of focus.

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

Civil War (2024) - Movie Review

Image
Civil War - Another Gripping Alex Garland Film Rating - 7/10 “They’re not the good guys. We’re not the bad guys. We’re just trying to tell the story.”      Civil War is a gripping and unsettling film that imagines an America torn apart, not through some far fetched science fiction lens, but through the eyes of those trying to make sense of it, journalists on the frontlines. Directed by Alex Garland, this film does not hold your hand or over explain its world. Instead, it drops you into chaos and asks you to observe, to feel, and to interpret what you see. It is intense, grounded, and deeply uncomfortable in the best way possible.      The cast delivers sharp and believable performances that make the story feel almost too real. Kirsten Dunst gives one of her most grounded portrayals, showing both weariness and courage as a photojournalist who has seen too much. Her quiet strength contrasts beautifully with the reckless energy of her younger colleague, pla...
Read more

Drive-Away Dolls (2024) - Movie Review

Image
 Drive-Away Dolls - An Ethan Coen Miss Rating - 5/10 "Some trips just do not go the way you think they will."      Drive-Away Dolls tries to mix crime, comedy, and a road trip adventure, but it ends up feeling uneven and a little hollow. It has moments of charm, yet the story never fully delivers the excitement or emotional pull that it promises.      The plot follows two best friends, Jamie and Marian, who hit the road for a fresh start. What begins as a simple drive quickly turns chaotic when they cross paths with criminals and get tangled up in a mess they never asked for. The film plays with quirky humor and offbeat characters, but it struggles to keep a consistent tone from scene to scene.      The performances are solid. Margaret Qualley brings a playful energy with an accent you'll either love or hate, and Geraldine Viswanathan adds heart and relatability. There are fun moments of dialogue and flashes of clever writing, but they...
Read more

Tenet (2020) - Movie Review

Image
Tenet - Nolan is Getting a Little Too Confusing Rating - 7/10 “Don’t try to understand it. Feel it.”      Christopher Nolan’s Tenet is an ambitious and cerebral spectacle that pushes the boundaries of what a blockbuster can be. It is bold, stylish, and brimming with confidence, as Nolan once again dives into the complexities of time and perception. From the first gunshot that moves backward through glass to the film’s explosive final act, Tenet demands your full attention and never lets up.      The concept of time inversion is both fascinating and overwhelming. Nolan constructs a puzzle that feels like it is folding in on itself, and while the science might not always add up, the sheer audacity of it is thrilling to watch. Every scene feels meticulously crafted, from the choreography of reversed fight sequences to the massive set pieces that blur the line between forward and backward motion. Visually, the film is stunning, and the practical effects and...
Read more